Funeral Processions

To the noobstedt that almost hit 2 people in the funeral procession I was in yesterday, FUCK OFF! People driving with their brights on, in a line, and with flags on the hood or roof of their cars don't have to stop for you. As long as the head person is through the light, you have to wait. Like a train, it doesn't stop until it gets to the destination needed. So stop trying to drive through, go around, fly along the side. You sir were a fucking noobstedt and earned a spot on my blog.

Fuck Lite/Light Beers!(Miller Lite that goes to you and your stupid fucking commercials)

Lakefront Brewery

Beers from around Wisconsin

To the Noobstedts that want a lite beer because they wont gain so much weight or to the Noobstedts that drink lite beers because they can drink a lot of them..Fuck off! When one consumes alcohol they are doing way more damage to their body regardless of the calories. You’re destroying your mind, liver, and an array of other organs, not to mention hoping in the car and getting in an accident. If you have liver failure but you weigh 150 pounds what the fuck does it matter.Hey noobsedt my beer cost 7 bucks and yours three but the alcohol content in mine blows your three out of the water and what had cost me 7 is costing you 9. I don’t give a fuck, we are both messed up and you’re wasting your time puking or pissing while I’m enjoying my buzz. With all the Beers out there, get something with some taste and body, flavor and color. Don’t waste your time on piss water. Enjoy beverages you fucking noobstedts.

So the most overpaid Professional team Sports has Lockouts? Noobstedts.

Although I’m on the side of the majority of the athletes this situation, even though it is mainly noobstedts wanting more money from one another. What the owners seem not to understand is they are paying for a product, in return they are making more money from the product. They can’t ask for more from the product and expect not to pay more. The salaries are based on the current number of games the will have to play. If you pay them more to play more, in the long run the owners will be making more money. Tickets, Parking, Concessions, Souvenirs, and Advertisements, all of it will produce more money for them. Owners quit trying to be cheap ass Noobstedts.

Now players you’re not out of the woods yet. What happened to playing for the love of the game? What’s wrong with the millions and millions you’re making now? These team sports really have gone in the shitter with regards of good role models, athletes, and stand out individuals overall. Basketball, Baseball, and now this Football lockout why? You would never see a lockout in Golf, Tennis, Bowling, Boxing. The men and women playing those sports go out and play. They don’t rely on other to perform(trainers, caddys, coaches, okay I mean the game itself). Those athletes go out and play and if they don’t do well, they don’t get a paycheck, plain and simple. Now these team sport athletes get paid before they play, whether or not they get hurt, they still can be traded, and if they suck ass they continue to get the paycheck. As my friend Christopher Lloyd said in One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest, “PLAY THE GAME HARD ON!”

There”s No Global Warming,It’s 30 degrees in May

Okay this goes out to my Global Warming Noobstedts. Fuck off. Why are you spending time fighting scientists saying there is no global warming? Just start making the earth a little bit healthier by cutting on the shit fucking up our atmosphere. Yeah its 30 degrees in May, I get it, but look at all the other weather changes around the globe. Giant hurricanes and earthquakes, the southern U. S. almost blew away with a few tornados, Tsunamis destroying countries, mass flooding. All these weather changes aren’t because we are being nice to Mother Nature, and it’s not just “well we are just having bad weather, nothing we can do about it”. These natural disasters are coming on more and more and not only that, they are bigger and stronger. So when someone says lets go green, it doesn’t just mean smoke a bowl, it means we need to get healthier with our ridiculous consumption of the earth, and before it keeps getting worse lets start helping and make it better.

Economy is rough when a barber cant make a buck!

You know the economy must be bad if one of the wealthiest men in America can't afford a haircut for 16.95 at Supercuts. Hey NOOBSTEDT what the fuck is on your head? It used to be funny, but now being the biggest noobstedt of the week, figure out a haircut should be in the near future. How are the Republicans going to have you run for President? Cut taxes? You can't even cut you're own hair.

Bad Hair Days and Birth Certificates

Now that the President proved he is a United States citizen, this Noobstedt can go back to eating his ice cream and fucking his 20 year old wife.

If bashing the President is all this guy has left to do then he really needs to find a new hobby. Has the Apprentice been that bad? He fired normal people, then C-class celebrities, does he think that empowers him to fire the President? As far as douche bags of America, The Donald just moved way up there.