Top 10 reasons why Michael Jackson was a Noobstedt

1. He had sex with kids
2. He went from a black man, to a white woman
3. He blew all of his riches on stupid shit to entice children
4. He named one of his kids blanket
5. He had sex with kids
6. He bought all the rights to the Beatles music and sold them to dumb fuck companies for commercials
7. He named his house/property Neverland Ranch
8. He had more plastic on his face than Toys R Us has in their store
9. He had sex with kids
10. Like many other celebrities, they can't handle their shit. They can't handle millions  of people liking them. They can't handle having millions of dollars. "It's so stressful". Give me a fucking break, give me the money! Give the money to people who need it, not so you can buy a giraffe and a fucking merry-go-round. So what did the dumb fuck do? Overdosed on drugs because he couldn't fucking cut it anymore. Fuck him and the people that support him and all the other child predators, rapists, pedophiles, and bitch ass priests that hide behind the cross. Fuck all of you people, that think it's right, and think you're going to get away with it.

Well What Do You Have?

Hi friends, and fellow bloggers. When I'm not blogging I work at a fast food restaurant. In this restaurant we have a menu perfectly displayed above eye level. People come in, order off the menu, and we make what they want. They then continue to pay us, and enjoy their meal. This would be the perfect scenario for me but people are fucking NOOBSTEDTS.

People come in and usually look at the menu fine, but I'm tired of the dumb ass people that come in and before they order ask "Can I have a hamburger/" (We are a hot dog place, specializing in hot dogs, with an array of toppings for the hot dog, and our title portrays that idea). "No we don't have them" I reply. "Well I'll take a GUY-ROW then." With a face of disgust I continue on with the moronic fuck ordering. "Sorry, we don't have those either." Then the nerve of this piece of shit to begin to lip off at me...."Well whatcha all got then?" I point to the menu above, and usually gets returned with a complaint about the choices or prices. Not only that, but some order off the menu, then when I give them the total they look in shock like I'm over charging them. THE PRICE IS NEXT TO THE ITEM!

The moral of this blog is when you decide to go in a restaurant look at the menu. Decide what you would like to eat that they offer. If you don't like what they have then go to another fucking establishment. If you do find something but have a question, ask. If you want that item, look at the fucking price so you know how much your spending. Finally, do some fucking math and order everything together, not one item at a time until your money is gone. THERE'S A LINE!

Thank you! You dumb bastards

Funeral Processions

To the noobstedt that almost hit 2 people in the funeral procession I was in yesterday, FUCK OFF! People driving with their brights on, in a line, and with flags on the hood or roof of their cars don't have to stop for you. As long as the head person is through the light, you have to wait. Like a train, it doesn't stop until it gets to the destination needed. So stop trying to drive through, go around, fly along the side. You sir were a fucking noobstedt and earned a spot on my blog.

Fuck Lite/Light Beers!(Miller Lite that goes to you and your stupid fucking commercials)

Lakefront Brewery

Beers from around Wisconsin

To the Noobstedts that want a lite beer because they wont gain so much weight or to the Noobstedts that drink lite beers because they can drink a lot of them..Fuck off! When one consumes alcohol they are doing way more damage to their body regardless of the calories. You’re destroying your mind, liver, and an array of other organs, not to mention hoping in the car and getting in an accident. If you have liver failure but you weigh 150 pounds what the fuck does it matter.Hey noobsedt my beer cost 7 bucks and yours three but the alcohol content in mine blows your three out of the water and what had cost me 7 is costing you 9. I don’t give a fuck, we are both messed up and you’re wasting your time puking or pissing while I’m enjoying my buzz. With all the Beers out there, get something with some taste and body, flavor and color. Don’t waste your time on piss water. Enjoy beverages you fucking noobstedts.

So the most overpaid Professional team Sports has Lockouts? Noobstedts.

Although I’m on the side of the majority of the athletes this situation, even though it is mainly noobstedts wanting more money from one another. What the owners seem not to understand is they are paying for a product, in return they are making more money from the product. They can’t ask for more from the product and expect not to pay more. The salaries are based on the current number of games the will have to play. If you pay them more to play more, in the long run the owners will be making more money. Tickets, Parking, Concessions, Souvenirs, and Advertisements, all of it will produce more money for them. Owners quit trying to be cheap ass Noobstedts.

Now players you’re not out of the woods yet. What happened to playing for the love of the game? What’s wrong with the millions and millions you’re making now? These team sports really have gone in the shitter with regards of good role models, athletes, and stand out individuals overall. Basketball, Baseball, and now this Football lockout why? You would never see a lockout in Golf, Tennis, Bowling, Boxing. The men and women playing those sports go out and play. They don’t rely on other to perform(trainers, caddys, coaches, okay I mean the game itself). Those athletes go out and play and if they don’t do well, they don’t get a paycheck, plain and simple. Now these team sport athletes get paid before they play, whether or not they get hurt, they still can be traded, and if they suck ass they continue to get the paycheck. As my friend Christopher Lloyd said in One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest, “PLAY THE GAME HARD ON!”

There”s No Global Warming,It’s 30 degrees in May

Okay this goes out to my Global Warming Noobstedts. Fuck off. Why are you spending time fighting scientists saying there is no global warming? Just start making the earth a little bit healthier by cutting on the shit fucking up our atmosphere. Yeah its 30 degrees in May, I get it, but look at all the other weather changes around the globe. Giant hurricanes and earthquakes, the southern U. S. almost blew away with a few tornados, Tsunamis destroying countries, mass flooding. All these weather changes aren’t because we are being nice to Mother Nature, and it’s not just “well we are just having bad weather, nothing we can do about it”. These natural disasters are coming on more and more and not only that, they are bigger and stronger. So when someone says lets go green, it doesn’t just mean smoke a bowl, it means we need to get healthier with our ridiculous consumption of the earth, and before it keeps getting worse lets start helping and make it better.

Economy is rough when a barber cant make a buck!

You know the economy must be bad if one of the wealthiest men in America can't afford a haircut for 16.95 at Supercuts. Hey NOOBSTEDT what the fuck is on your head? It used to be funny, but now being the biggest noobstedt of the week, figure out a haircut should be in the near future. How are the Republicans going to have you run for President? Cut taxes? You can't even cut you're own hair.