Top 10 reasons why Michael Jackson was a Noobstedt

1. He had sex with kids
2. He went from a black man, to a white woman
3. He blew all of his riches on stupid shit to entice children
4. He named one of his kids blanket
5. He had sex with kids
6. He bought all the rights to the Beatles music and sold them to dumb fuck companies for commercials
7. He named his house/property Neverland Ranch
8. He had more plastic on his face than Toys R Us has in their store
9. He had sex with kids
10. Like many other celebrities, they can't handle their shit. They can't handle millions  of people liking them. They can't handle having millions of dollars. "It's so stressful". Give me a fucking break, give me the money! Give the money to people who need it, not so you can buy a giraffe and a fucking merry-go-round. So what did the dumb fuck do? Overdosed on drugs because he couldn't fucking cut it anymore. Fuck him and the people that support him and all the other child predators, rapists, pedophiles, and bitch ass priests that hide behind the cross. Fuck all of you people, that think it's right, and think you're going to get away with it.