Hi friends, and fellow bloggers. When I'm not blogging I work at a fast food restaurant. In this restaurant we have a menu perfectly displayed above eye level. People come in, order off the menu, and we make what they want. They then continue to pay us, and enjoy their meal. This would be the perfect scenario for me but people are fucking NOOBSTEDTS.
People come in and usually look at the menu fine, but I'm tired of the dumb ass people that come in and before they order ask "Can I have a hamburger/" (We are a hot dog place, specializing in hot dogs, with an array of toppings for the hot dog, and our title portrays that idea). "No we don't have them" I reply. "Well I'll take a GUY-ROW then." With a face of disgust I continue on with the moronic fuck ordering. "Sorry, we don't have those either." Then the nerve of this piece of shit to begin to lip off at me...."Well whatcha all got then?" I point to the menu above, and usually gets returned with a complaint about the choices or prices. Not only that, but some order off the menu, then when I give them the total they look in shock like I'm over charging them. THE PRICE IS NEXT TO THE ITEM!
The moral of this blog is when you decide to go in a restaurant look at the menu. Decide what you would like to eat that they offer. If you don't like what they have then go to another fucking establishment. If you do find something but have a question, ask. If you want that item, look at the fucking price so you know how much your spending. Finally, do some fucking math and order everything together, not one item at a time until your money is gone. THERE'S A LINE!
Thank you! You dumb bastards
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